Here are 3 more, continued from last week:
1962 - Five-year-old Vic, who'd recently become the oldest of four children in his family, confided to his Sunday-school teacher, "Daddy doesn't want any more kids because our toothbrush holder is getting all filled up."
1971 - We were on our way to the doctor's office when my 3-year-old asked me if she and I could exchange doctors. Puzzled, I asked her why? "Because," she explained, "my doctor only gives me lollipops and bubble gum. Yours gives out babies!" (Anna Trotta, New York)
1976 - Six-year-old Susan felt quite sorry for her 14-year-old cousin who wore braces. "the Tooth Fairy will never come to your house now that your teeth are all fenced in," she sympathized. (Mrs. M. Shauers; Kansas)